Cats on Do Not Disturb: The 11 best tweets of the week

(Celebratory.)
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The weekend is here, and not a moment too soon.

You are probably planning a wonderful weekend full of autumnal activities. Might I suggest another thing to do? Read some tweets, my good friend. Why? Because we collected the absolute best and funniest tweets from this week, and you'll love them. That's a guarantee (not really, but just trust me).

OK then, here they are: the 11 best tweets of the week.


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1. There are only two cat settings, apparently.

2. Personally, I think this is fine and I'm doing really well and it is having no long-lasting effect on my health at all. I'm so normal it hurts.

3. Just a wildly poor choice by the Denver Nuggets. Why would you deprive your team and fanbase of such sweet names?

4. This tweet is self explanatory.

5. An obligatory dril post.

6. It's like every post from that guy. Give it a rest, pal. We get it.

7. Pretty underground drink order here for ya. You probably don't know it, but I bet your bartender will.

8. If I had a dollar every time this happened to me...

9. The twists and turns in this song are incredible.

10. Oh, to be a worm. (Celebratory.)

11. And finally, this post that really resonates with me.

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Tim Marcin
Associate Editor, Culture

Tim Marcin is an Associate Editor on the culture team at Mashable, where he mostly digs into the weird parts of the internet. You'll also see some coverage of memes, tech, sports, trends, and the occasional hot take. You can find him on Bluesky (sometimes), Instagram (infrequently), or eating Buffalo wings (as often as possible).

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