Cat biographies for pet-sitter are truly riveting literature

It's difficult to leave your beloved cats in the care of a pet-sitter. So, naturally, you want to give the sitter as much information as possible.

Today, we'd like to congratulate one zealous cat owner in particular, who authored highly detailed bios for each of her cats. Each one comes complete with a beautiful portrait.

So we're clear, this is not a "oh, that's cute!" situation. This is a "riveting literature worthy of the Pulitzer" situation.

Here, for example, are the biographies of Pootydoots and Cooper, tweeted Saturday by user @ablington (the author's daughter, whose real name is Allison). It's hard not to feel for Pootydoots, who just wants to hide in and under things, but is constantly under siege from Jack.

Cooper seems chill and hungry.

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And here is all the information you need on Lucy and Jack. Jack, a skittish boy, comes across as a little more sympathetic here. Lucy, despite her grass habit, seems like an angel. We will be shocked if she is the source of any conflict during this vacation.

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What's your favorite quote from this beautiful series? Ours is "Like I told you yesterday, she's a puker." (This does not impact our unadulterated love for Lucy, but it does complicate her character. We love a nuanced heroine!)

Also, how do we get this job next time? Thanks.