Experience true wedded bliss with the new Domino's pizza registry

If you're a newly engaged human, we bet you don't want a lot of the gifts on the average wedding registry. Napkin rings? Boring. Also, what even is a ramekin?

Well, Domino's is here to save you from wedding gift ennui. Using its new Domino's Wedding Registry, you can now ask your guests for what you really want -- a shit ton of pizza.

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"Valentine's Day is right around the corner, so we wanted to give recently-engaged couples that are passionate about pizza the chance to register for something they both truly love as much as their partner," Domino's spokesperson Jenny Fouracre said in a press release.

That seems totally reasonable.

And unlike most registries, this one offers gifts for before, during and after the wedding. One option even allows brides to get their bachelorette parties catered by Domino's, although we cannot confirm that the pizzas will be shaped like genitalia. (Please?)

Guests can also buy Domino's gift cards for the newlyweds -- you know, for those nights they just want an easy dinner. Sure, they might not have any plates to eat it on since they filled their registry with pizza, but that's half the fun of pizza, right?