New, awful dance classes will teach you how to mosh, 'Elaine Benes' and more
Neighborhood dance studios have been churning out baby ballerinas for generations, a rite of passage for many daughters growing up in suburbs across the nation. But what is there to offer other unfortunate souls who lack simple grace and rhythm?
Prankster-turned-professional-comedian Jeff Wysaski, otherwise known as Obvious Plant, posted flyers for some fake dance classes at his local studio that would solve that problem.
Check these beautiful classes out, and imagine what they'd be like if they actually existed.
Failing to fit in at your used car dealership? Want to look pretty but also like you're trying to cut someone's head off? You're covered.
Having a hard time convincing some local punks that you are not, in fact, their recently divorced uncle in disguise? Want to really commit to your Halloween costume that would have been more topical in the early 2000s? There's a fake dance class for you.
If only, if only.
You can check out the rest of the fake classes on Obvious Plant's Facebook.
