Fiona Apple debuts catchy anti-Trump chant just in time for the Women's March

Put down your pens and notebooks, the perfect protest chant is here.
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Fiona Apple doesn't like Donald Trump, that much she's made clear.

Her musical resistance started with Trump's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire, a Christmas-slash-protest song for the whole family to play while morosely decorating their tree. Now, she's gifted us with a chant that is short, sweet and delightfully salty.

Intended for the Women's March on Washington, taking place Saturday, Jan. 21, "Tiny Hands" features sound bytes of some of Trump's most sensational (read: gross and awful) recorded moments set to a perfectly march-able drum line.

The chant's singular refrain goes, "We don't want your tiny hands/Anywhere near our underpants."

Since marches are planned in every state across the U.S. in addition to 34 countries worldwide, it's safe to assume "Tiny Hands" will catch on in a bigly way. It covers all the essential statements required of a good Trump protest: that women won't stand for his track record of sexual assault and also he has extremely tiny hands.

Sing on, Fiona.

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