Finally we know how much coffee each 'Friends' character drank

The results are impressive.

It's not likely that we'll be getting a Friends revival anytime soon or ever actually, which is a shame because we have so many unanswered questions.

For example, which of our favorite characters was the most caffeinated? I mean, they were ALWAYS at Central Perk, but I never exactly paid too much attention to who was drinking the most coffee and who was drinking the least. Information like that might really explain something like Ross' music, Joey's ditziness, or Monica's Type A personality.

Maybe it's not the most pressing question, but it's still a good one. And luckily, we now know the truth.

Kit Lovelace, a Twitter user dedicated to the search for truth, scoured through every single episode of the sitcom to determine how much coffee each of the main characters drank.

Here are the results:

Kit used their time wisely when conducting the research.

And the internet was highly impressed by Kit's thoroughness.

It turns out that Lovelace isn't even "a particularly big Friends fan." He just happened to become really obsessed with figuring out how much coffee the characters consumed.

Well, thank you dear citizen of the internet, for putting at least one of our pressing questions to bed.

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