Heinous furry crocs are the latest fashion trend that nobody asked for

Stop trying to make Crocs happen.
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Rachel Thompson
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Heinous furry crocs are the latest fashion trend that nobody asked for
Make it stop. Credit: Getty Images

Crocs lovers of the world: Stop reading now. You are not going to like what you're about to read.

Crocs are a crime against fashion and they need to be stopped.

We may, however, have to wait a little longer for the demise of the wretched Croc, because fashion designer Christopher Kane dropped a Croc-shaped bombshell on a London Fashion Week runway show.

Models on the runway sported furry -- yes, FURRY -- Crocs.

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Just look at them...

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And they didn't just come in black and white. There were brown furry Crocs, too.

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Shudder.

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Make it stop, Christopher. Make it stop.

Rachel Thompson, sits wearing a dress with yellow florals and black background.
Rachel Thompson
Features Editor

Rachel Thompson is the Features Editor at Mashable. Rachel's second non-fiction book The Love Fix: Reclaiming Intimacy in a Disconnected World is out now, published by Penguin Random House in Jan. 2025. The Love Fix explores why dating feels so hard right now, why we experience difficult emotions in the realm of love, and how we can change our dating culture for the better.

A leading sex and dating writer in the UK, Rachel has written for GQ, The Guardian, The Sunday Times Style, The Telegraph, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Stylist, ELLE, The i Paper, Refinery29, and many more.

Rachel's first book Rough: How Violence Has Found Its Way Into the Bedroom And What We Can Do About It, a non-fiction investigation into sexual violence was published by Penguin Random House in 2021.

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