'Orgasms of the Galaxy' are the new punny sex toys, inspired by a certain film

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 sounds exciting, sure, but these cosmic sex toys are promising to take you from excited to downright titillated. Dubbed "Orgasms of the Galaxy," the products a collection of dildos, penetrables and vibrators influenced by the Marvel films.

You might remember Australian brand, Geeky Sex Toys, because they brought you "Pokémoan" dildos last year. But they've really upped their game this time.

"These were created for the same reason all our other toys are created, we are just big nerds and love geeking out/making stuff based on our favourite movies, shows, games," Geeky Sex Toys' co-founder, who goes by Josh, said in an email.

"Plus we have had a tonne of people asking for GotG themed range, as well as heaps of requests for more male orientated toys."

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Like the not-so-subtle "Cumora," a penetrable that's "the sexiest green alien in the galaxy," or the similarly shaped "Stimula," a "deadly blue assassin with some sexy robot bits."

You could also indulge in a "Root," which is "a sentient, tree-like dildo," whose "woody texture will grow your orgasms to new and exciting level." Or there's "Randy the Raccoon," a butt plug "that is sure to rocket your play time to another galaxy."

There's also "Star-Load," a vibrator; "Fondle," a curved vibrator; and "Dix the Destroyer," a predictably freakin' huge dildo.

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"Everyone seems to really dig what we are trying to achieve and are always super positive towards our products," Josh added.

We're not sure if the folks at Marvel wouldn't be too pleased, but hey, we know just the thing to turn their frown upside down.