Feast your eyes on nude John Malkovich. Malkovich? Malkovich.

Oogling John Malkovich
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Why is John Malkovich naked? 

Well, you see, it's for the artwork of his record featuring his interpretation of Plato's Allegory of the Cave set over ambient music, naturally. 


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Malkovich collaborated with composer Eric Alexandrakis to create the tracks last year for Record Store Day, and then sent them off to friends including Yoko Ono, OMD, Placebo, Ric Ocasek, The Dandy Warhols and members of Blondie and the Cranberries for the finishing touches. The collection was released at the time under the name Like a Puppet Show

Now it's being reissued as a series of picture disks with 100% more naked Malkovich as Illuminated. As you can tell bellow the packaging is quite fancy. The photos were shot by their collaborator on the project, Sandro, who directed and upcoming Allegory of the Cave film. 

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Would Kim Kardashian's nudes be less kontroversial if she posed like a Rodin sculpture? 

Malkovich also poses like The Thinker in a suit, but that's less fun. Here is a Malko-gif, regardless. 

Via Giphy


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Tricia Gilbride

Tricia Gilbride was a Reporter for Mashable Watercooler. Tricia focused on the intersection of celebrity culture and the Internet. Previously, she worked as a fashion writer and a social media manager. She also edits Women-Artists.org, a blog and annual print publication, and looks exactly like her cat.

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