Julia-Louis Dreyfus sends appropriately nasty birthday cards to her co-stars

Note that Jizzface is one word.
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Tricia Gilbride
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Your birthday is a perfect time for your loved ones to celebrate your life by mercilessly mocking you. 

Julia-Louis Dreyfus and her husband, Brad Hall, sent Timothy Simmons, who plays Jonah Ryan (also known as Jack the Freak-stalk on Veep) a birthday card and, in true Selina Meyer style, she led with a burn.



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Simons noted that Dreyfus did not pen the card herself as it was attached to a gift from a local wine shop, so she actually had to dictate the message to on one of the shop's employees.

If he's anything like his character, Simons is currently plotting his revenge.

Happy birthday, Jizzface!

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Tricia Gilbride was a Reporter for Mashable Watercooler. Tricia focused on the intersection of celebrity culture and the Internet. Previously, she worked as a fashion writer and a social media manager. She also edits Women-Artists.org, a blog and annual print publication, and looks exactly like her cat.

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