Justin Bieber's dad's favorite subject is still, unfortunately, Justin Bieber's penis
If the first time you commented on your son's penis made everyone's skin crawl, it's generally a good idea to sit the next round of nudes out.
But Jeremy Bieber seems to have some sort of compulsion to provide "proud daddy" commentary, and so here we are again with commentary on Justin's nudey frolic in Hawaii.
In a couple now deleted tweets, the elder Bieber made more phallic references directed at his son.
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Bieber also Instagrammed a selfie with the CN Tower in Toronto, tagging his son.
It's nice to think he just thought his kid might be homesick for his native Canada or the Biebers bond over a mutual love of Drake, so let's just sit with that thought for a minute to feel safe in this world again.
Now we just need Bette Midler to chime in according to the new world order.
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Tricia Gilbride was a Reporter for Mashable Watercooler. Tricia focused on the intersection of celebrity culture and the Internet. Previously, she worked as a fashion writer and a social media manager. She also edits Women-Artists.org, a blog and annual print publication, and looks exactly like her cat.