All of the Kardashian/Jenner family baby names, ranked
In the year 2018, some higher being (Kris Jenner) has looked out for us in the only way she knows how: by blessing us with three more humans to keep up with.
Kim Kardashian and baby sister Kylie Jenner have already welcomed their daughters into the world, and any month now Khloé Kardashian will do the same. But unfortunately, none of their kids have carried on the "K" name tradition of their reality star family members.
Instead, they've named their offspring everything from Stormi to Mason. With such a wide range of names, naturally, we ranked them all.
9. Stormi Webster
Kylie and Travis Scott (née Jacques Webster) probably are too busy to read the news every day so maybe they missed the media frenzy around Stormy Daniels, ya know, the porn star Donald Trump allegedly paid off to keep quiet on a affair they had.
Or maybe they just don't care. I'm glad to have another Stormi making headlines, but still... not the best timing for this baby name.
8. Mason Disick
As the eldest of the Kardashian offspring, Mason got stuck with a very average name. But maybe Kourtney and Scott were just looking out for the kid?
7. Whatever Khloé names her baby
I just have a feeling it's going to be, uh, interesting.
6. Dream Kardashian
As the only grandchild of Kris Jenner actually taking on the Kardashian name, Dream has a lot riding on her adorable baby shoulders. The birth of Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna's only baby, and the drama surrounding it, really did feel like a fever dream, so in that sense, the name fits.
5. Penelope Disick
It's cute. It's simple. It's not original, but not basic. Way to go, P.
4. North West
When Kim and Kanye first announced they were having a child together, the guesses included every direction because of 'Ye's last name, West. Of course, they ended up going with North. I'll admit, it's iconic. But they really went with a predictable choice here, hence Northy taking fourth place.
3. Reign Disick
Why does this sound like something Scott Disick came up with?
2. Chicago West
Naming your kid after a place is tricky but Chicago just feels right. If it had been a name like Paris, I might have given this a not-so-good ranking, but Chicago is unique enough for a kid of two famous folks all while being a humble and fitting homage to the place her father called home.
1. Saint West
It's catchy. It's regal. It's unique. It's so Kanye and Kim. Saint. Is. Everything. Saint will bring us not into temptation. Saint will save our souls. No pressure.
But hey, just fyi: this ranking is not a comment on your worth, kids. Work with what you've got—we love you all equally regardless.
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