Kid Rock is selling Trump shirts and they're as bad as you'd expect

They're not necessarily worse than his other available apparel, though.
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Jessye McGarry
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Kid Rock is selling Trump shirts and they're as bad as you'd expect
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 05: Kid Rock performs onstage as Live Nation Celebrates National Concert Day At Their 2015 Summer Spotlight Event Presented By Hilton at Irving Plaza on May 5, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Live Nation) Credit: Getty Images for Live Nation

The best place to voice your politics is on your t-shirt.

No one knows that fact quite like Kid Rock, the badass musician who's essentially just America's uncle you're worried about running into at the familyreunion. But he showed up. On a motorcycle. And he's about to scream during a game of bocce ball.

He kicked off the shirt collection with a bold slogan.

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You know what they say: no amount of text is too much for a shirt and no text is too incomprehensible to print!

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This shirt reflects Kid Rock's inability to understand geography.

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At $24.99 a shirt, you could either buy one or, you know, donate to the ACLU or Planned Parenthood. Your call.

While these tees are bananas, they're rivaled by all of Kid Rock's other sartorial contributions. For instance, these ones.

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So, if you need to find a gift for Kid Rock fans this holiday season, maybe just get them CDs.

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Jessye McGarry is an acquaintance, middle child and former Humor Intern at Mashable.

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