Let Kourtney Kardashian teach you how to properly celebrate your baby daddy

What do you get a lord?
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Neha Prakash
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What do you get a lord? 

A sexual yet nonchalant Instagram picture paired with a lackluster yet to-the-point caption.

Queen of emotions Kourtney Kardashian celebrated her on-again-off-again (currently off) partner Scott Disick's birthday on Thursday with this odd social media post. 


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It's what any baby daddy would wish for. 

For reference, here are how the other Kardashians honored Disick (somewhat more appropriately) on Instagram. 




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Neha Prakash

Neha Prakash was Mashable's Senior Watercooler Reporter, covering viral content, Internet culture and all things Kardashians.Before being a reporter, Neha was a Mashable intern covering news and politics. Neha previously interned at AOL/Huffington Post managing content and social media for its health and fitness sites.She earned her Masters degree from Columbia Journalism School in May 2012, and graduated with a B.A. from Penn State University in 2010.

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