The terrible reason #McChicken is trending on Twitter
If you noticed "McChicken" was trending on Twitter this morning, hopefully you didn't investigate further.
Please, for the love of God, do not Google it. Because you might end up watching a video of a man copulating with a McChicken sandwich.
Once you see this video, you cannot unsee it. I'd rather watch the haunted video from The Ring -- you know, the one that straight up kills you seven days after you watch it -- than see that McChicken video again.
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People on Twitter, it seems, agree with me.
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Where can you find this video? In your nightmares. Do not search for it. You have been warned.
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Keith Wagstaff is an assistant editor at Mashable and a terrible Settlers of Catan player. He has written for TIME, The Wall Street Journal Magazine, NBC News, The Village Voice, VICE, GQ and New York Magazine, among many other reputable and not-so-reputable publications. After nearly a decade in New York City, he now lives in his native Los Angeles.
