Finally, a home built just for you and your one million disgusting cats
Just because they're cats doesn't mean they don't deserve their own million dollar home to piss in.
Thankfully, that home is on the market and available for the low low price of $240,000. Coldwell Banker just recently listed this "Medieval cat castle" in Stanford, Arizona, complete with every random stuffed animal nailed to a wooden pole you can dream of.
Other fine features of this home include:
Cat posters glued to the wall
Cat posters glued to the ceiling
Cats probably stored in a windowless room in the basement, oh god, oh god
Huge cat trees
Random, innocent stuffed animals nailed to a wooden post
A cat-themed bar
Kitten bath mats
A fine collections of seashells
Fun ambiguous carpet stains
Great natural lighting!
The actual listing chooses to gloss over a few of these details, potentially because the agents wanted to avoid antiquated, pesky health code concerns.
"Cat walkways and in great room Medieval cat castle with different levels (stone). All interior doors custom built (wood). Must see to believe it does exist!!! Once in a lifetime find extremely fun home!" the listing reads.
It's unclear if this house is fit for actual humans with functional noses, but honestly, who needs humans anymore?
Grab a thousand of the best strays you know and present them with this lovely castle they can now ruin.
Give them a home where they can piss and shit free of litter boxes, on carpets they call home.
Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.
