The Mountain from 'Game of Thrones' launches mineral water that makes you strong

Not as strong as the Mountain, however. That's just impossible.
 By 
Stan Schroeder
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Do you want to be as strong as the Mountain? Forget it, it won't happen. No, seriously, there's just no chance whatsoever.

But you can get a little stronger than you currently are with HeavyBubbles, a new brand of mineral water launched (on April 1, draw the conclusions yourself) by Game of Thrones' very own Mountain. 

You know, the guy that crushes skulls for a living.


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The way it works is simple: The packaging of the water is shaped like a dumbbell -- there's a 2 kilo, 5 kilo and 10 kilo variant. Instead of just dragging your mineral water home from the store in a bag, now you can work out while you're carrying it. 

In the video above, a concerned potential customer asks the Mountain: "What if I buy other stuff?"

The Mountain's answer is skull-crushingly simple: "Don't buy other stuff." 

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Stan Schroeder
Stan Schroeder
Senior Editor

Stan is a Senior Editor at Mashable, where he has worked since 2007. He's got more battery-powered gadgets and band t-shirts than you. He writes about the next groundbreaking thing. Typically, this is a phone, a coin, or a car. His ultimate goal is to know something about everything.

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