Cards Against Humanity is back with a whole new deck to destroy your next party

New jokes = new friends.
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Samantha Scelzo
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Cards Against Humanity -- the dirtier version of Apples To Apples -- has been ruining friendships since 2011.

But now the game is back with a whole new fresh deck in case your "What's that smell?" answers were getting a little stale.

According the game's new "back to school"- themed website, the Cards Against Humanity 2.0 deck is now 600 cards filled with over 150 new jokes updated for 2017, some of which include "Diversity," "Dick pics," and "The arrival of pizza."

The site also claims there are a few jokes about a certain president...

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The site says, "Freshman year is the perfect time to reinvent your shitty personality," And they're not wrong. Bring this deck to any party or pre-game and you're guaranteed to make a new friend with the same sick sense of humor that you have.

You can buy a Cards Against Humanity "back to school" starter pack for $29, and this special bundle includes a College Pack of "30 cards about learning and throwing up," a dorm poster, a useless protractor, a dental dam, a condom, and a laptop sticker. Everything you need for the first day of school!

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Neat little feature on the website: if you want to buy the bundle, you'll be asked to select your college major. The site will then predict your median salary and tells you what a failure you'll be in the future. Fun!

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If you're not looking to be the coolest kid on campus, you can just buy CAH 2.0 without all the useful extras for $25.00.

Make this deck the first thing you pack in your parents' car for move-in day.

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Samantha Scelzo

Samantha was a Watercooler Web Culture & Lifestyle intern at Mashable. Follow her on Twitter @samiscelz.

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