NFL players may seem tough, but they can't hang with these really bad jokes

Why can't zoo animals take tests?
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Christine Wang
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What do ducks wear to weddings?

Duxedos.

If you love corny jokes like this, you will get to hear a plethora more in this video where NFL players challenged each other head-to-head to not laugh at them. These hulking professional athletes may have tough exteriors and can potentially break you with one tackle, but they also can't resist a good pun.

Why can't zoo animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs.

All right, we're done.

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Christine Wang

Christine is a Web Culture Intern at Mashable. She has previously written for FanSided and Saturday Down South. She has a B.A. from the University of California, San Diego and an M.S. from Hunter College. Before she started writing, she worked in education as a teacher and school leader for four years. Her special talents include being able to quote The Office on command, playing non-stop Overwatch for hours, and composing only the wittiest of Tweets (her own opinion).

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