Nick Jonas' 'Champagne Problems' will make you want to break up right now

Breakups suck for everyone -- everyone but Nick Jonas, apparently.

On Friday, the "Chains" singer and giver of one of the worst guitar solos in recent memory shared "Champagne Problems," a song that forgoes the traditional sorrow of a breakup song and opts for a party anthem. And instead of looking back yearningly on their time together, Jonas proposes this: Let's just get wasted instead. 

"So many reasons not to celebrate," he sings, "but I hate to see you cry, so let’s drink before goodbye."

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