Bejeweled penis brooches are the sneaky NSFW trend for 2017
LONDON -- Nothing lends a certain je ne sais quoi to an outfit more than a bejewelled penis brooch.
And, Vivienne Westwood -- Britain's queen of anarchy -- has got you covered for all your penis-shaped accessory needs.
At Vivienne Westwood's show at London Fashion Week, the designer dropped a casual penis bombshell into the mix by adding glitzy penis brooches to classic men's tailoring.
The brooches are pretty discreet. From afar, one might assume that you're wearing a classy suit. But, up close, there's no denying: that's definitely a dick -- albeit a glittery one.
Metallic, coloured penis safety pins were also out in force.
Nicely done, Vivienne. Nicely done.
Rachel Thompson is the Features Editor at Mashable. Rachel's second non-fiction book The Love Fix: Reclaiming Intimacy in a Disconnected World is out now, published by Penguin Random House in Jan. 2025. The Love Fix explores why dating feels so hard right now, why we experience difficult emotions in the realm of love, and how we can change our dating culture for the better.
A leading sex and dating writer in the UK, Rachel has written for GQ, The Guardian, The Sunday Times Style, The Telegraph, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Stylist, ELLE, The i Paper, Refinery29, and many more.
Rachel's first book Rough: How Violence Has Found Its Way Into the Bedroom And What We Can Do About It, a non-fiction investigation into sexual violence was published by Penguin Random House in 2021.
