Eye-opening theory will make you see Postman Pat in a whole new light

LONDON -- Every wondered what Postman Pat gets up to when he's not trundling through the winding streets of Greendale in his little red van?

Well, maybe you don't want to know.

Maybe, lurking behind the cheerful, bespectacled face of everyone's favourite village postman there's a much seedier underbelly.

Irish Twitter user @AnDuinneach certainly seems to think so, anyway. A few days ago he posted the following, irrefutable pieces of evidence that Postman Pat has sired every child in the village.

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You can't really argue with that, can you?

At the time of writing those tweets have been shared thousands of times. Stephen Mangan, who voiced Postman Pat in the 2014 movie, even waded in.

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It seems there's clearly more to Postman Pat than meets the eye.