6 presidential quotes about penis size that Donald Trump would endorse

Donald Trump says he has a big penis. So did these other presidents. Probably.
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Peter Allen Clark
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Within the first half hour of Thursday's GOP debate, things went south. 

Marco Rubio has repeatedly said that Donald Trump has small hands, which led the businessman to defend the size of his ... appendages.

"And he referred to my hands — if they’re small something else must be small," Trump said. "I guarantee you, there’s no problem, I guarantee you."


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No one really expected the campaign to devolve into allusions about private parts, but it's certainly not the first time in history that a person in power has mentioned his manhood.

It turns out former presidents got into the act and had plenty to say about their Genitalia in Chief. 

Erm, probably. 


Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Ronald Reagan

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Abraham Lincoln

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Lyndon Baines Johnson

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Jimmy Carter

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Even the first president, George Washington, got into the act. 

We assume.

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