Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson has a theory about why he was usurped as sexiest man alive

Those damn fanny packs...
Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson has a theory about why he was usurped as sexiest man alive
Behold the exiled king of sexy Credit: PeoplePicture/Petra Preuss/REX/Shutterstock

If, like any reasonable person, you are outraged at the Rock losing his seat as sexiest man alive, the man himself is here to explain.

Following the news that People magazine had chosen Blake Shelton as their "sexiest man alive", Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson tweeted a theory as to how he had been dethroned.

First off he took a moment to stoke the fires of his incredible ego.

Before positing his theory.

You know the one.

But for many the fanny pack was not to blame.

In fact for some people it seems to augment the Rock's sex-appeal.

So there you have it People, fanny packs are the way forwards. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can move on with your life.

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