We want your honest loyalty about these posters we designed for 'Trump-Comey: The Movie'

Rewind the tape. Reveal the future.
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Heather Dockray
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James Comey's testimony may never bring President Trump down or save our democracy from crumbling into the earth, but, hey, let's look at the bright side: at least it'll make a pretty good movie.

The former FBI director's prepared remarks were rich with political intrigue, shadowy subtext and a bunch of random clock references. It's the perfect cocktail for an enjoyably awful blockbuster movie.

Below are a few movie posters we've designed in advance of the inevitable upcoming film.

Obviously, feel free to voice your opinion about them. But remember: We want your loyalty. We expect your loyalty.

We'll also settle for your honest loyalty, whatever the hell that is.

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Coming soon -- at least sooner than Trump's impeachment.

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Heather Dockray

Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.

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