Let's see how Trump's properties stack up next to that dump of a White House
If President Trump were to ever appear on HGTV's House Hunters, he'd be the guy obsessed with getting the double sink in his personal bathroom and a huge backyard for his grill which, guaranteed, he does not know how to use.
So it's only natural that the President would call the White House (retail value: approximately $1 gazillion space dollars) a "dump" in a conversation with friends at his Bedminster Golf Club. What's the White House next to one of Trump's 1 karat gold palaces, with spaces uniquely designed for extramarital threesomes and cutting overpriced blow?
Let's allow Yelp to tell the story.
Here's how Trump's properties stack up next to that dump of a White House, according to the good people at Yelp, Trip Advisor and Google.
Visitors love Trump properties because of how beautifully they blend in with their local environments
It's the attention to detail that makes a Trump property so uniquely Trump
Nothing says class like "peanut -illed turds" and bed pubes
The world's most powerful and distinguished elites call Trump properties home
Simply walking through a Trump property is a therapeutic experience in it of itself
Farm-to table-to-Trump
Why have the White House when you can have this?
Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.
