Grubhub's new venture is delivering people instead of food
A cool new delivery option from Grubhub will finally allow YOU to be the food.
Named "Grüber" (sounds similar to something but we can't place it), the new service "marks a new era in ride-sharing, olfactory delight, efficiency and transportation magic."
So, you know, it's just a taxi service where you share a car with someone else's dinner.
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Never fear, however. According to the company, humans come first.
Human passengers will generally be dropped off before culinary passengers — unless there’s a risk of the food getting cold before it arrives at a diner’s doorstep. In that case, the driver will have to make a quick stop en route.
Good April Fools, Grubhub. Next time come up with something we wouldn't actually love.
BONUS: Can you find the potato in this sea of hamsters?
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