RNC declares Mike Pence the winner of the debate — before it happens
Summoning nefarious powers of sorcery and soothsaying, the Republican National Committee has declared Mike Pence the winner of Tuesday's vice presidential debate -- hours before it happened.
In a series of articles on its website, GOP.com, viewers of the debate that hasn't happened yet confidently recalled how Pence smashed his opponent during the "one and only Vice Presidential debate."
"The consensus was clear after the dust settled," an article said. "Mike Pence was the clear winner of the debate."
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"The other clear winner from tonight's debate was Donald Trump," the site said, in an article spotted around 4 p.m. PT but since deleted.
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That wasn't all. The site ran a series of other articles including one entitled, "It's clear who lost the VP debate, Hillary Clinton." That article was deleted before Mashable had time to screengrab it, but it was only four or five lines long.
Another must-read article on the site Tuesday afternoon, more than 90 minutes before the debate started, was "5 questions Tim Kaine was NOT asked."
Mashable has reached out to the RNC to find out where they got their powers of prediction.
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Tim Chester was Senior Editor, Real Time News in Los Angeles. Before that he was Deputy Editor of Mashable UK in London. Prior to joining Mashable, Tim was a Senior Web Editor at Penguin Random House, helping to relaunch the Rough Guides website and other travel brands. He was also a writer for Buzzfeed, GQ and The Sunday Times, covering everything from culture to tech and current affairs. Before that, he was Deputy Editor at NME.COM, overseeing content and development on the London-based music and entertainment site. Tim loves music and travel and has combined these two passions at festivals from Iceland to Malawi and beyond.