Jimmy Kimmel's been off for two weeks on vacation, and including the arrival of Hurricane Dorian, a lot has happened.
Particularly in the White House, as Kimmel pointed out with a handy list of all the things Donald Trump's done in the last fortnight.
Ready?
"Since we left for vacation, the president cancelled the trip to Poland to monitor Dorian from his golf course in Virginia, tweeted 514 times, tried to buy Greenland and threw a fit when they wouldn't sell it, suggested firing a nuclear missile at a hurricane, announced he would be suing people who worked for him for violating confidentiality agreements, attacked Grace from Will and Grace, Debra Messing, predicted Sean Spicer will do great on Dancing with the Stars, congratulated Poland on the anniversary of the Nazi invasion, fired his longtime assistant, who reportedly got drunk and told journalists that Trump doesn't like to be photographed with his daughter Tiffany because he believes her to be overweight, and wished a happy birthday to Regis — which that I don't mind."
Phew.
