Jimmy Kimmel has a birds and bees chat with Bachelor Colton Underwood, who's never had sex

So as you might know already, the next Bachelor is Colton Underwood, a 26-year-old former football player who also happens to be a virgin.

To help guide him through the process is Jimmy Kimmel, who fortunately is much funnier than our teachers when it comes to the birds and the bees, a talk which Underwood has never had. First point of order, though, is that sex doesn't just have to be in the bedroom.

"It doesn't have to be the bedroom. It could be a car, it could be an elevator, it could be a fantasy suite," Kimmel explains. "Magic can happen anywhere."

We also find out Underwood has been to "third base," whatever a "baby omelette" is, and plenty of misread charts. It's still superior to the sex ed you've likely received, however.