Watch Leslie Jones giving spectacularly blunt life advice to audience members

If you're going to ask Leslie Jones for life advice, you'd better be prepared for a fairly no-nonsense response.

Appearing as guest host on The Ellen Show on Tuesday, Jones fields questions from confused audience members on a variety of topics, ranging from "How do I 'get' a man?" to "How do I pay off my student loans while also having fun while living in LA?" (the response to the second one, which should give you a fairly accurate picture of Jones' style of advice-giving, is "Oh bitch, you can't do both.")

What we really need is Jones to join Larry David on a life advice panel. That would truly be something.

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