Look, you might have strong feelings about Taco Bell really and truly changing its menu, or about Mark Zuckerberg's overzealous use of sunscreen. We all do.
The Late Show's Stephen Colbert is right there with you, who used his "Meanwhile..." (or rather, "Quaratinewhile..." for now) segment on Tuesday to hand out some quality zingers to two of the week's weirdly popular news stories (or at least, he did between bouts of severe giggling). First up, Taco Bell.
"They will no longer serve the seven-layer burrito, the nachos supreme, the beefy fritos burrito, triple layer nachos, and seven more, but don't worry, if you order one of these items every day starting tomorrow, you still have time to be dead before they're gone."
Up next, SPF+10000000 Zuckerberg on his surfboard.
"Oh dear god, what is that?" Colbert exclaimed, zooming in on the cursed image of the Facebook founder. "Is he auditioning for the role of Data? Shouldn't you be scaring kids from a sewer? Good for him for escaping that invisible box though."
Guys, don't worry. It's OK to make fun of him.
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