Oh, nothing. Just the world's most fearless duck, effortlessly out-swimming a tiger.
There aren't many creatures out there willing to take on a predator more than twice their size, but Symbio Wildlife Park's heroic, incredibly annoying duck isn't no ordinary creature.
The pint-sized pest was filmed openly taunting the Australian park's tiger, proving itself a true mastery of trolling as it dipped in and out of the striped killer's range.
Evidently, it's run out of f*cks to give. Long may you troll, duck.
