Amy Schumer: people who don't vote are "steamy dumps"

Only flaming hot piles of feces stay home on election day.
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Heather Dockray
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Every four years, millions of people choose not to vote, whether because they couldn't decide on a candidate or simply don't care.

Pollsters call some of these voters "undecided," while sociologists refer to them as "apathetic," but Amy Schumer has a slightly more scientific classification for them: steamy dumps.

In this video, Schumer encourages people to got out and vote for Hillary Clinton, less they want to kick off the apocalypse/become a hot pile of feces.

Amy Schumer: comedian, advocate, poet.

Topics Elections

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Heather Dockray

Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.

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