Amazon won’t tell you about these Big Spring Sale deals on sex toys, but I will
It’s almost springtime (regardless of what the weather might suggest), and Amazon’s Big Spring Sale will be here before we know it. This year, it’s running from March 25 to March 31 (the same dates as last year's sale), and shoppers can expect discounts on tons of products across just about every category.
One category you won’t see Amazon advertising, however, is sex toys. They’re literally not allowed to promote these items in their major sale pushes (I'm so done with the censorship), but that’s OK — because I know exactly where to look to find the best deals.
Wait, I thought buying sex toys on Amazon wasn’t a good idea?
OK, so you all probably already know how I feel about buying sex toys on Amazon: it’s usually a bad idea. BUT, there are ways to get legit deals on premium sex tech without compromising on product safety or quality.
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Here are a few quick pointers:
Never buy from sketchy third-party sellers (that’s where I come in!).
Always, always check for official brand storefronts to double-check product authenticity and warranty info.
Do NOT buy anything that’s made with “jelly” or “rubber.” Anything porous is a no-go.
Read the reviews! If a product has zero reviews or the reviews look suspiciously generic, move on.
When in doubt, buy directly from the manufacturer’s website.
The best Amazon Big Spring Sale sex toy deals you can buy right now
To help you out, I went through hundreds of pages of products and hand-selected a list of high-quality sexual wellness items that are not only on sale but also safe for you to use.
Best overall
Why we like it
Satisfyer is famous for its suction toys and right now you can get the Satisfyer Pro 2 for just $48.40 (a 31% discount). This brand also leans into just about every holiday sale, so you’ll usually see its top vibes discounted during these promotional periods (especially Prime Day and Black Friday).
This toy looks like a face massager/cleaner, but it's actually a super-powerful suction toy designed to provide clitoral stimulation through non-contact pressure waves. (The company is pretty much known for its suction/airpulse tech.) This particular toy (which I own) has more than 61K reviews and a 3.9-star rating.
At under $50, it’s definitely worth considering if you’re into indirect clitoral stimulation. It’s also really easy to hold (which is always a plus).
Best budget pick
Why we like it
As far as the best “deal” goes, you can’t go wrong with the plusOne vibrating bullet. PlusOne is a well-known (more affordable) sex toy brand that’s widely recognized for its no-frills toys. (I own a ton of plusOne toys.) They lack bells and whistles, but they’re reliable, and I haven’t had any complaints about the orgasm-inducing efficacy of their vibrators.
I chose the bullet vibe because it’s only $8.99. You’d be hard-pressed to find a better deal elsewhere. Plus, it has more than 7K reviews — one of which says, “For such a compact toy, it's surprisingly powerful and definitely worth having.” Can’t argue with that.
More Amazon Big Spring Sale sex toy deals worth considering
Tracy's Dog OG Dual-vibe — $29.99
$39.99(save $10)plusOne dual rabbit vibrator — $33.97
$39.99(save $6.02)Tracy's Dog Bumpa 3-in-1 anal vibrator — $44.99
$49.99(save $5)Tracy's Dog Passion Kit — $45.99
$49.99(save $4)
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Tabitha Britt is an award-winning freelance journalist, editor, and SEO/AEO strategist. Aside from reviewing dating apps and sex toys for Mashable, Tabitha is also the founding editor-in-chief of DO YOU ENDO — a digital magazine by individuals with endometriosis, for individuals with endometriosis. She has a Master's degree in Creative Publishing and Critical Journalism from The New School for Social Research and is a grad of Sextech School. You can find more of her work in various online publications, including National Geographic, Glamour, Better Homes & Gardens, and Everyday Health.
