Please adopt this wonderful, incredibly high-maintenance cat

If you're looking for a low-maintenance pet, Bruno is not the cat for you. But if you're looking for a pet whose lifestyle is the feline version of a Mariah Carey tour rider, look no further.

Bruno is a 7-year-old cat currently up for adoption at the Wright Way Rescue Animal Shelter in Morton Grove, Illinois. At the moment, he's experiencing a bit of internet fame for his long list of rules and idiosyncrasies -- a list that is is nothing short of inspiring.

Here's what's going on with Bruno.

• He is on a strict diet.

• He has several extra toes.

• He prefers to play with feather wand toys only.

• He likes to be pet on the top of his head and spine only.

• He stands on his hind legs when he wants food. No one knows where he learned this.

• He likes to be pet while he is eating (but, again, only on the spine and the top of the head).

• He will not drink water that is in the same room as his food. He will only drink water in other rooms.

• Thus, he requires multiple bowls of water around the house at all times.

• Other than that, though, he is pretty "laid-back."

Honestly, Bruno sounds incredible, and I wish I lived near Morton Grove, Illinois so that we could be high-maintenance together in perpetuity. If you're similarly moved by this angel among cats, you can meet him at the shelter this weekend.