Bryce Harper's hair is the real MVP
Bryce Harper won an ESPY award for "Best MLB Player"on Wednesday night, but his hair is the real MVP here.
Look at this photo he posted to Instagram on Thursday morning! Is the lens warped? Is it Photoshopped? Or is the Nationals right fielder's coif actually taller than the Washington Monument?
It's like if Johnny Bravo's hairdo met Elvis Presley's hairdo, and they totally got it on. Meanwhile, it's like if Kramer's hairdo met the Lorax's mustache, and they totally got it on.
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Then it's like if the progeny of those two encounters met and -- well, you get the point.
But credit where it's due: He's making baseball fun again.
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Sam Laird is Mashable's Senior Sports Reporter. He covers the wide, weird world of sports from all angles -- as well as occasional other topics -- from Mashable's San Francisco bureau. Before joining Mashable in November 2011, his freelance work appeared in publications including the New York Times, New York Times Magazine, Slam, and East Bay Express. Sam is a graduate of UC Berkeley and UC Santa Cruz, and basketball and burritos take up most of his spare time. Follow him on Twitter @samcmlaird.
