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According to one unfortunate pup's X-ray, Monopoly is a dog eat dog world

This is what this game will do to you.
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Samantha Scelzo
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Monopoly is a ruthless, never-ending, game of strategy, chance and immoral spending that ruins friendships and destroys Game Night.

If you play Monopoly, be prepared to waste at least four hours of your life getting yelled at by your friends and just regretting everything that lead you to this point.

We're assuming that this dog lost all of his hotels in a bad deal and got so frustrated that it drove the pup to ingest one of its own kind.

We wouldn't doubt if this dog sent itself to the vet just so it could get out of playing Monopoly and stop the game entirely by eating arguably the best token: the Scottie dog. The X-ray posted on Reddit by user brainyblond proves that the dog was so desperate for an escape that it rather spend its time at the absolute last place any dog wants to go.

Or...maybe this isn't a Monopoly token after all...

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Either way...

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Get well soon, sore loser.

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Samantha Scelzo

Samantha was a Watercooler Web Culture & Lifestyle intern at Mashable. Follow her on Twitter @samiscelz.

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