Woman realizes she doesn't like baseball during baseball game, begins to plot escape

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Chloe Bryan
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Baseball isn't for everyone, but the worst time to realize you aren't a fan is during a baseball game.

This woman, who was spotted by writer Brad Gagnon during a recent Toronto Blue Jays game, lived exactly that nightmare. So, naturally, she looked up how long a baseball game lasts, or how much longer she was scheduled to remain inside her mustard-coated prison.


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The Internet, of course, was there to help.

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The photo was taken during the game's second inning, so this brave woman had clearly given baseball a chance already. Perhaps it was best to cut her losses, say she was headed to get a popcorn-stuffed hot dog and head for the hills.

Plus, she can always try watching another sport. This one was just a swing and a miss.

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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.

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