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Stephen Colbert has an activity book to help bored senators at Trump's impeachment
"It's loaded with puzzles like, 'Getting Money to Ukraine through the Maze of Corruption'!"
By Sam Haysom
John Mulaney and Stephen Colbert have a wonderfully honest chat about anxiety
"If there's a hell, I think it's an encyclopedia and you can just look up what everyone in your life thought about you."
Stephen Colbert breaks down the Trump impeachment trial's absurd rules
What can senators drink? Where can they walk?
By Sam Haysom
Stephen Colbert's audition to fill Harry and Meghan's shoes might not go down well with the Queen
"I can wave backwards."
By Sam Haysom
Stephen Colbert breaks down the last 48 hours in impeachment news
Popcorn at the ready...
By Sam Haysom
Michael Bloomberg drops some hints about his $10m Super Bowl ad
He's playing his cards close to his chest.
By Sam Haysom
Stephen Colbert cracks jokes about Harry and Meghan's royal family drama
"Like many millennials who move out, they will stay on the Queen's family Verizon plan."
By Sam Haysom
Stephen Colbert pokes holes in Trump's dodgy reasoning for killing Iranian general
"The Trump administration: they're like a couple who doesn't coordinate their lie before leaving a party."
By Amanda Yeo
Stephen Colbert to Trump and Bloomberg: Get out of my Super Bowl ads
"I only want to see friendships between horses and puppies."
Stephen Colbert feels very reassured by Trump's tweets about Iran
"It's okay, we've achieved Defcon Fine."
By Amanda Yeo
Stephen Colbert mocks Trump's weird claim that he knows all Greek Americans
"It's just our second show of 2020, and so far we're not doing too well on the New Year's resolution of 'Don't go to war with Iran."
By Amanda Yeo
Jane Fonda offers advice for climate activists engaging in civil disobedience
"All you need is a photo ID that's up to date and $50."
Stephen Colbert spectacularly obliterates 4 weird products from CES
"The S-Pod is perfect for anyone who watched 'Wall-E' and thought, 'Yes, that is the amount of dignity I deserve.'"
Stephen Colbert mocks House Republicans' wildest Trump impeachment take yet
"It's like a Russian doll — which coincidentally is Trump's Secret Service nickname."
By Amanda Yeo
'How is that OK?': Stephen Colbert rips Republicans' promise to side with Trump in impeachment trial
"In a related story, the GOP has changed its mascot from an elephant to an ostrich."
By Amanda Yeo
Stephen Colbert tears down Trump's Twitter attack on Greta Thunberg
"First of all, teens don't go to movies anymore..."
By Sam Haysom
Stephen Colbert turns Trump's bizarre claim to have saved a marriage into a campaign ad
"This is really going to resonate with actual people in real, totally not made up marriages."
By Amanda Yeo
Stephen Colbert imagines Trump's reaction to the big impeachment announcement
"I don't always do criminal things..."
By Sam Haysom
Stephen Colbert roasts the Democratic candidates with Baby Yoda burns
Baby Yoda > politics.
By Sam Haysom
Stephen Colbert unpacks Pelosi's fiery Trump impeachment press conference
"We finally made it to the beginning of the end of the starting, and we're about to start the beginning of the middle."
By Amanda Yeo
You can totally take a Thanksgiving turkey on a plane, according to Stephen Colbert
"Just tell them that's your emotional support meat."
By Amanda Yeo
Stephen Colbert starts counting down with 'impeachment advent calendar'
This'll go nice and festively with his 'impeachment tree.'
